With a headline you couldn’t invent if you tried, news of a feral pig’s boozy rampage through a camping ground in Port Hedland has spread across the globe.

The sneaky porsine munched and drank its way through three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers before running riot through some rubbish bins and squaring up to an innocent cow that happened to be snoozing near the camp site.

After causing havoc, the boozed-up boar took a midnight dip in the river before falling asleep under a tree in an assumed drunken stupor.

No word yet on whether the pig in question has been offered a mascot position or sponsorship deal with Feral…

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